Miss Makeover – “IT’S ONLY A PUSSY. NOT THE CROWN FUCKING JEWELS”

says Geezer Hardnut, a lovable hound, the sort of shaggy-coated mongrel that shouldn’t be allowed on the bed but wins you over by being especially cute. Perhaps I’m skirting the real issue. He is indeed pretty for a big tough guy but his inner thug is never far from the surface.

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Miss Makeover – “IT’S ONLY A PUSSY. NOT THE CROWN FUCKING JEWELS”