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Time they made hetero sexuality legal, grumbled Eric Morecambe impersonator Philip Larkin, complaining about the legalisation of homosexuality.  “But they have made it legal,” said one of the wedlock junkies he was embroiled with. “It’s called marriage.” A bit too legal, he grumbled.

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Miss Makeover: PHILIP LARKIN, BALD GIT SURROUNDED BY WEDLOCK JUNKIES

Aries Honour fire, your element, by lighting your play space with red candles. Let her drip molten wax on your skin. This is best done some way into a session, perhaps after your fire has been stoked with a sensual spanking.

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Fetish Astrology by Marissa Moon. Lush and Lucid…

FOXY BOXING Have you ever tried to elicit sympathy for a badly sprained wrist?

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Miss Makeover: “My boyfriend’s like that. It’s almost impossible to make him come.”

If you hasten down to Hastings you’ll find a brilliant munch at the Marina Fountain pub seaside St Leonards, (Hastings folk welcome too…come on and lower the tone…or try to be as posh as what we are.). Rubberists abound

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Kinky Hastings St Leonards’ Munch by Mark Ramsden

Miss Makeover says… My mother is difficult. And I am impossible. Let’s drop the euphemisms

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Miss Makeover: “BEAUTY” AND THE BEASTLY MY MOTHER MEETS GEEZER

Aries  You sometimes expect prospective partners to be as fiery and headstrong as yourself. While you may feel comfortable with the big scary beasts, don’t ignore the shy sheep

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Sex Astrology channelled from Marissa Moon

Some clever dick said there would be less trouble in the world if we all stayed at home.

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Miss Makeover: I LOVE YOU: HOW TO END A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST THREE WORDS

FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS by Miss Makeover Americans tend to think there are codes for everything. In the leather community a handkerchief in one pocket means sub, the other pocket means Dom.

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Miss Makeover:FETIQUETTE. MANNERS FOR MANIACS

Aug
14

Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms

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MARTIN AMIS: BREASTS OR BOTTOMS?

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Martin Amis: Breasts or Bottoms

Aug
13

In Praise of Rounder Women

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IN PRAISE OF ROUNDER WOMEN My friend Miss Plum doesn’t care about her ample poundage.

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In Praise of Rounder Women